Japan. Tokyo Game Show. Skype. Nightstand porn. Japanese broom-riding location-based entertainment. 100% Pure Awesome. Hang-over meat. Japanese muskmelons. Godzilla. Grape varieties. The iPhone. Bear sitting a picnic table. Negotiating the release of some hostages. Touching cotton. Crowning. The buttswamp. Hard Rock Model Search. Wink is sexy, blink is not. Confiscated salami. Karaoke. Steve Jobs Anus.